We are the people behind the name - the hands and minds that bring you the high-quality products and superb customer service that i-nique is famous for.

But who are we...

South African by birth, he has lost none of that original fire. A smouldering flame of ingenuity, Ken is the mind behind I-nique, having raised the company over the years from a tender hatchling to a raging unstoppable leviathan of friendly customer service and quality home-grown UK products.
  
Age: Wouldn’t you like to know, nosey.
Weight: 13 stone, 5 pebbles
Skills: Case development, administration, business
Likes: Meat covered in Nando’s Sauce
Dislikes: Icecream covered in Nando’s Sauce
Alias: The boss
Misc: The CEO of I-nique and host of I-nique Case Review, viewable on YouTube.com
Hitpoints: 80
Quote: "Build a bridge and get over it."








From the North Americas, a figure in black. Composer of the visual styles of the I-nique logos, packages, websites, and adverts, his works span both physical, and digital planes. Despite the many vaccinations administered, he remains an incurable punster. To this day, it is said that if one listens closely in the silence, one can almost hear him chuckling at his desk.
   
Age: 28 (again)
Weight: 13 stone, and a pocket full of rocks
Skills: Graphic design, photography, animation, videography, programming, and bad jokes.
Likes: Computers, coffee, cameras, and the ladies (if you're an attractive barista at a scenic internet cafe, and are looking for a geek, please contact)
Dislikes: Nextel walkie-talkies... any consumer electronics with poor quality external speakers.
Alias: The White Cat
Misc: Recently voted most likely to implode by the Department of Unexplained Phenomena Expecters.
Hitpoints: -5 ("How can you kill that which has no life?" - South Park)
Quote: "BLACK is the new black."





Grant the South African financial missile, processes, organizes and turns the disorderly daily tide of financial paperwork into an neat and tidy monstrous Goliath of book-keeping wizardry that is necessary to run I-nique. Sorry ladies, he's already taken!
 
Age: What's all this about age, then?
Weight: 12 stone, and some sand in his boots
Skills: Accounting, bookkeeping, jokes about pants
Likes:
His wife, and probably other things.
Dislikes: Things that are universally considered horrible.
Alias: The G. Money, Supercalifragilisticexpialaccountant.
Misc: Works tirelessly to answer customer questions about the i-nique line of products.
Hitpoints: 45 (+5 to climb throws)
Quote: "It's absolutely ridiculous!"





From the wind-swept slopes of the Philippines, his booming laughter can be heard resounding through misty halls of the downstairs stock room. Curator of the treasured I-nique line of products, Carlos ensures that shipments are received and shipped out with all speed and under the manliest possible circumstances.
 
Age: Tell me yours first...
Weight: half a small boulder
Skills: Inventory management, engraving, and booming laughter.
Likes: A good joke, crushing things with bare (bear?) hands.
Dislikes: Noodley arms
Alias: The Stone Arm
Misc: Organizes, loads and ships the broad range of I-nique products to destinations throughout the world.
Hitpoints: 150 (+5 climb check) (+5 to dodge falling boxes)
Quote: "Oops.. stock is zero"





Wielding the mighty hammer of his native tongue, Michael is key to our German customer service division. Truly a great man amongst men, with the super-human vision to see a world in which our German speaking customers are heard and understood to the fullest possible extent.
Age:??
Weight: 14 stone of solid German construction
Skills: German to English translation, good-humored German stoicism.
Likes: Camden Town, jazzy latin techno, spikey hairstyles
Dislikes: Fawlty towers... "don't mention the war"
Alias: The German
Misc: Those of you who speak only German will certainly appreciate his works here, but will probably not understand this entry.
Hitpoints: 100 (+4 charisma)
Quote: "I think you'll like Camden Town."





A shadowy figure steps forth from the London Fog. Data entry specialist and stunt-man James Murray takes the term "wow" to new levels of vagary. His integral role in the company has eaarned himnicknames that are widely renouned and often heard shouted across the office.
 
Age:24
Weight: 11 stone and a rock in left shoe
Skills: Biting sarcasm, scripts, large/dangerous carnivore training.
Likes: Himself, Friday night cinema.
Dislikes: C.M.Rogers/things that aren't himself
Alias: The lead toffee, The Monsterously Unfortunate.
Misc: Recently named "Sexiest Man Alive" by an old woman pushing a shopping cart down the middle of the road.
Hitpoints: Punchscores?
Quote:"I don't want a quote. Don't put one for me."





From dense jungles of Germany, Anngret is a new face in the I-nique roster. With the vast knowledge at her command, she cuts through customer service inquiries like a heiß messerklinge through bedankemichbrief! Thus, ensuring the quick and timely service that our customers have come to enjoy from I-nique.
 
Age:Nein.
Weight: 9 stone and some sand
Skills: Fast processing, listening
Likes: Blue woolen sweaters, quark (apparently, a kind of runny German cheese)
Dislikes: Hot pink woolen sweaters, brussel sprouts
Alias: The Germanette
Misc: Only woman to ever break the land speed record while walking on hands.
Hitpoints: 40 (+6 to dexterity checks)
Quote:"Picture? You took them yesterday!"





From the polar ice-fields of Zimbabwe, Stuart is a hearty fellow to say the least. Assisting Carlos and Krzys in the stockroom is a daunting task, and one that Stuart does with a friendly smile and crushing handshake.
 
Age:No.
Weight: 13 stone minus some gravel
Skills: Stocking and handling of quality I-nique goods.
Likes: Blue Bulls Rugby Team, moustaches
Dislikes: Mutant cattle
Alias: Rugbyguy
Misc: Only man to ever break the land speed record while walking on hands.
Hitpoints: 60 (+4 to elbow checks)
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